OCTODOG: The Stupidest Kitchen Tool EVER!
WHAT DOES THE OCTODOG DO? It takes a hot dog and makes it look like an octopus. The Octodog is surprisingly well-constructed and easy to use. First, you insert a hot dog. Then, you insert the eyes to hold the frank in place. Next, you slide the holder down, which precisely slices your hot dog into 8 tentacles. Remove the frankfurter and you have an edible beef (or pork) octopus, eyes and all!