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Next Year's Costume
You're SOL if you don't already have a costume for today already, but it's not too early to plan for next year. This costume could do double duty for both Halloween, and as a mascot for a program at work that we've dubbed with the acronym "SPAM" as a mnemonic so that we all remember the main points. I'm just trying to imagine the reaction this might have gotten from the roving pack of big shots who visited us at work the other day?

The Teleparanormalphone
"Do you ever answer the phone only to discover that there's no one on the other end... just the faint whisper of static? You could actually, without your knowledge, be receiving a call from a ghost. But how can you tell if it is a genuine 'ghost call' or just Uncle Fred up to his usual tricks? The answer: The teleparanormalphone. It's built-in electromagnetic field detector will tell you with 100% accuracy if that dead line is, in fact, a direct connection to the land of the dead."

How Halloween Works
Brains for Zombies
How To Fake A Ghost Photo