John's Blog: Things NOT To Say At Work

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Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't
I know this is an old chestnut that most of us got as an e-mail many years ago, but they are still funny:
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.