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Sunday, September 19, 2004

Return Department, Please

This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I'd Like to Return It, Please.

The printer must have run out of black ink, because a bunch of it is in red.

At no point does it tell what the middle initial "H" in our Savior's name stands for.

It seems to only sort of implicate the Jews in the Crucifixion, and instead suggests by way of self-deprecating irony that humanity as a whole is to blame.

I could not find the part where Moses says, "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you all to Hell!"
|| JM, 10:09 AM

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