"Want to be a real life movie producer? Want to take your love of movies to the next level? Want to see your name in the credits of a hilarious new comedy? It's easy! Yes, now you can become an Associate Producer on "DUMPED! The Musical" for the low low price of only $19.95! That's right, for the price of just 2 movie tickets you will get the coveted credit of Associate Producer. A credit that will exist for eternity."
And if your aspirations are a bit more modest, and you happen to be a fan of The Who, perhaps
this collection of Who memorabilia might be more to your liking. I'm a bit short on the funds to place a bid however; " Starting bid: US $5,000,000.00"