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You Know You're From New Jersey When...
Normally, I hate stuff like this, but some are funny and many ring true:

You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."
You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
You know what a "jug handle" is.
You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.
You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.
You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.
You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.
You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.
You've never pumped your own gas.