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Mad Guerilla Brigade - Swift Boat Vets Now Claiming Kerry is Communist Cyborg from the Future
Ah yes, the next logical step. "The President takes all communist cyborg from the future threats seriously," said Steve Schmidt, a Bush campaign spokesman. "Now does he believe the claims in the ads are true. No, but the President will never trample on the first amendment rights which endows every American with the freedom to speak his or her mind at will and without fear of repercussion… why do all of you press guys start laughing whenever I say that?"